Oh Retirement (Restorers) Brand:  George Carruth Price: $37.99 Cast concrete Oh Retirement rock is from George Carruth's original carved stone designs. His work exhibits personality and emotion not seen in any other collection! Nature, humor and whimsy are perfectly blended! A perfect addition to a garden, patio or front entryway! Weighs 4 pounds....

Humorous Doormat - Welcome To Our Retirement Home Brand:  Winning Gifts Price: $24.00 This doormat is 18" x 27" and is made from 100% Olefin indoor / outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Made in the USA! This doormat is designed to be a fun & original work of humorous art. Caring for the doormat is simple - just wash with a hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry flat....

Waterman Hemisphere Ballpoint Pen & Pencil Set Stainless Steel CT Brand:  Waterman Price: $39.99 A sleekly sculpted essay in the cosmopolitan, the Hemisphere series from Waterman spans wondrous continents of choice in form and finish, here represented with the elegance of stainless steel. Offering a glittering perspective on the synergies of professionalism and pleasure, Hemisphere lights the select path whose destination is sterling value and sumptuous style. A...

Good Fortunes® Gigantic Confetti White Chocolate Fortune Cookie Manufacturer:  Good Fortunes Price: $29.98 From "regular" days to ones marked by big events, life is worth celebrating. Surprise someone you care about with this decadent treat. Covered in sweet white chocolate and sprinkled with edible confetti, this colossal treat weighs in at over 1 lb.! Comes beautifully wrapped in cellophane and tied with an exquisite ribbon to match the cookie's decor. Fortune reads: "T...